I started off as a YUPPY (young upwardly mobile professional) swanning around the world, working in Luxembourg, Australia, New Zealand and Ireland. Met the DOH (Darling Other Half) and enjoyed a few hedonistic years as DINKIES (Double Income No Kids Yet) when we had LOL!! Whoop whoop!
Then the KIPPERs arrived (Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings) and life became a SITCOM (Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage). We couldn't afford an MPV and an SUV was out of the question.
If anyone asked it was always SNAFU (Situation Normal, All F----- Up), thank you very much, Our dreams of being GLAM (Greying, Leisured, Affluent, Married) were in shatters and looking forward to being a GOFER (Genial Old Farts Enjoying Retirement ) was a NONO (no! no!).
So WTG ( where to go) from here? OAU, I say (Onwards and Upwards), we're still FAF (Fit and Forty) after all, eagerly reading our NLP books (Neuro Linguistic Programming) and planning TNBT ( The Next Big Thing). BIO ( Bring it On!)
French Acronyms & Abbreviations - Handy for texting
2 ri 1 = De Rien = You're welcome
à + = à plus tard = see you later
B1sur = biensur = of course
CAD = C'est a dire = ie
JTM = Je t'aime = I love you
MDR = mort de rire = lol = laughing out loud
KDO = cadeau
Kwa de 9? = Quoi de neuf? = What's news?
tds = toute de suite = straight away
SDF = Sans Domicile Fixe = Homeless person
FIH (fuck in Hell) what is wrong with a bit of domestic rolling pin in hand housewifey Gingerbread making bliss :-) It is RAR bb (rock and roll baby) to be good in the kitchen as well as in the BED (bed) ;-)
ReplyDeleteJust rock for me then. You can keep your rolling pin ;)
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